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pumicegirl:

metalgearbby:

sshame:

i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care

If only there were more girls like this. I’ve never had a girlfriend, so I can’t speak from experience, but making out and eating Chinese food sounds pretty good to me.

yes because most girls hate kissing and eating

I don’t know anything about what girls hate except me, so I don’t know, do girls like kissing and eating? If they do I think I would be able to make them hate me less with out mutual love of kissing and eating.

sshame:

i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care

If only there were more girls like this. I’ve never had a girlfriend, so I can’t speak from experience, but making out and eating Chinese food sounds pretty good to me.

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elsenliberator:

jimbertimber:

welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl

or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree with the Tumblr hivemind yeehaw

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